OTAKON KIDNAP SUZY OPPORTUNITY 2018!!!

It is that time of year again!!!

A KIDNAP SUZY OPPORTUNITY AT OTAKON!!!

If this is new to you, this is how it works. Because I am an anime/asian-culture freak, I go to a convention called Otakon every year. I cosplay and dress up for this event. The convention lasts three days with a little festival and hotel check-in the day before, so there are three days where I will be in one location for the entire day.. The first day is my check in and there is a four or five hour window that you also might find me right before the con starts. If you find me then....you get to “kidnap” me!!!

WHERE:

Otakon is at the Washington DC Convention Center, 801 Mount Vernon Place, NW, off the Green/Yellow line on Metro.

WHEN:

The convention lasts from August 10^th thru the 12^th. All day Friday and Saturday (literally) and until about 3-4pm on Sunday. I will be checking early on August 9^th and will be attending some of the pre-con events.

HOW:

You have to find me. You will get some visual clues based on my dress and cosplay that I will describe below. Every year I have a different code phrase and response that MUST be followed to make sure that the girl you find is, in fact, me.

Here is the question that you must ask EXACTLY, “Do you think ZFX's War Pigs would make a good anime?”

The response you get MUST be this, or else you have the wrong girl, “No, I think the second Underland movie would be an awesome anime!”

If you think you have found me, as me that code question EXACTLY, and I must use the code answer EXACTLY for you to “kidnap” me. BTW, there is a reason why I wanted to use “anime” instead of “hentai”. If it isn't me, the woman will not know about the ZFX movies and what they are...and if you say anime, she won't be creeped out. Hentai is the correct term, but I don't want anyone not part of the game to get scared or anything.

Now, once you find me, there is something that I have to do before you “kidnap” me. I contact my old friend...and something of a bodyguard...Blue. Blue will meet us and he will set some ground rules. Just to make sure I am safe and don't actually get sold into slavery.

“KIDNAPPING” ME:

So, obviously, you won't be able to hand gag me and drag me away to be bound and gagged inside of a convention center. The idea is that if you DO find me, then I am on your arm for the rest of the day (possibly for the con of we hit it off). Here's what that also means: during the con I am going to drag you to anime showings and panels I want to go to. :)

But it also means that we will also have dinner together at a Chinese restaurant in Chinatown, and/or a drink at a nice bar that is VERY close to the convention center (hope you like whiskey!). And if things go right...well, who knows...I will have gear with me.

Oh, and you have to buy me Pocky.

CAN ANYONE TRY TO “KIDNAP” ME:

As long as you are 18 or older, the answer is yes. I am bi, so that isn't an issue. Neither are looks. Just don't be a jerk or anything.

THE OUTFITS:

Every day will have a different outfit. One thing that will be constant, and I have been doing this a few years now: there will be a silver ankh hanging from my left wrist no matter what I am wearing or cosplaying. Ok, here are the outfits by day!

Thursday - 

Once I am checked in and squared away, I will change into a light blue, summer dress with straps, and just above the knees. It will be light and flowy. I will be wearing open sandals as well. My hair will be cut short and I will wear very little, if any, make up. This is the shortest day to try and get me.

Friday - 

I asked you all to choose my cosplay for this day and it was a three-way tie. So, I rolled a die and came up with the winner: MAMIMI!!! Here is picture of what I will look with, including wings:

Saturday - 

I will be dressed up differently during the day. And I am kind of excited by the cosplay: Dr. Girlfriend from Venture Brothers! Here's a picture of what I will look like:

No, I can't do her voice, lol! BTW, the Venture Brothers will have aired by Otakon, so there will most likely be other Dr. Girlfriends out there...SO MAKE SURE TO LOOK FOR THE ANKH AND SAY THE CODE QUESTION AND GET THE RIGHT CODE ANSWER BACK!!!!!!

Later, I am going to change into a black, sleeveless, cheongsam with heels. I will be wearing short, dress gloves as well. My hair will be slicked back and I will have a friend do my make up. Here's the style of dress, just think all black:

Sunday -

The last day will be a variation of a cat girl sort of thing. Black blouse under a black suit jacket, black jeans and black driving gloves. The jeans will be tucked into knee-high boots that are,,,guess the color...black. Also, in the front will be handcuffs hanging from the belt loops, each cuff on a loop, chain dangling. My collar with the single silver ring will be on my neck with a short leash. Large, mirror sunglasses and spiked hair and very, very red lips. With very obvious cat ears! :D

COME AND FIND ME:

I've never been caught. There have been a couple of close calls, but never been caught. Perhaps this year? Who knows? But this is the one opportunity where I am in one particular location for hours at a time, so your chances of “kidnapping” me are a lo greater than normal!

So, good luck!!!

MMMMMMPPPHHH!!!

P.S. Wrote this in handcuffs and a ball gag...very drooly....