It is
that time of year again!!!
A KIDNAP
SUZY OPPORTUNITY AT OTAKON!!!
If this
is new to you, this is how it works. Because I am an
anime/asian-culture freak, I go to a convention called Otakon every
year. I cosplay and dress up for this event. The convention lasts
three days with a little festival and hotel check-in the day before,
so there are three days where I will be in one location for the
entire day.. The first day is my check in and there is a four or five
hour window that you also might find me right before the con starts.
If you find me then....you get to “kidnap” me!!!
WHERE:
Otakon
is at the Washington DC Convention Center, 801 Mount Vernon Place,
NW, off the Green/Yellow line on Metro.
WHEN:
The
convention lasts from August 10th thru the 12th.
All day Friday and Saturday (literally) and until about 3-4pm on
Sunday. I will be checking early on August 9th and will be
attending some of the pre-con events.
HOW:
You have
to find me. You will get some visual clues based on my dress and
cosplay that I will describe below. Every year I have a different
code phrase and response that MUST be followed to make sure that the
girl you find is, in fact, me.
Here is
the question that you must ask EXACTLY, “Do you think ZFX's War
Pigs would make a good anime?”
The
response you get MUST be this, or else you have the wrong girl, “No,
I think the second Underland movie would be an awesome anime!”
If you
think you have found me, as me that code question EXACTLY, and I must
use the code answer EXACTLY for you to “kidnap” me. BTW, there
is a reason why I wanted to use “anime” instead of “hentai”.
If it isn't me, the woman will not know about the ZFX movies and what
they are...and if you say anime, she won't be creeped out. Hentai is
the correct term, but I don't want anyone not part of the game to get
scared or anything.
Now,
once you find me, there is something that I have to do before you
“kidnap” me. I contact my old friend...and something of a
bodyguard...Blue. Blue will meet us and he will set some ground
rules. Just to make sure I am safe and don't actually get sold into
slavery.
“KIDNAPPING”
ME:
So,
obviously, you won't be able to hand gag me and drag me away to be
bound and gagged inside of a convention center. The idea is that if
you DO find me, then I am on your arm for the rest of the day
(possibly for the con of we hit it off). Here's what that also means:
during the con I am going to drag you to anime showings and panels I
want to go to. :)
But it
also means that we will also have dinner together at a Chinese
restaurant in Chinatown, and/or a drink at a nice bar that is VERY
close to the convention center (hope you like whiskey!). And if
things go right...well, who knows...I will have gear with me.
Oh, and
you have to buy me Pocky.
CAN
ANYONE TRY TO “KIDNAP” ME:
As long
as you are 18 or older, the answer is yes. I am bi, so that isn't an
issue. Neither are looks. Just don't be a jerk or anything.
THE
OUTFITS:
Every
day will have a different outfit. One thing that will be constant,
and I have been doing this a few years now: there will be a silver
ankh hanging from my left wrist no matter what I am wearing or
cosplaying. Ok, here are the outfits by day!
Thursday
-
Once I
am checked in and squared away, I will change into a light blue,
summer dress with straps, and just above the knees. It will be light
and flowy. I will be wearing open sandals as well. My hair will be
cut short and I will wear very little, if any, make up. This is the
shortest day to try and get me.
Friday
-
I asked
you all to choose my cosplay for this day and it was a three-way tie.
So, I rolled a die and came up with the winner: MAMIMI!!! Here is
picture of what I will look with, including wings:
Saturday
-
I will
be dressed up differently during the day. And I am kind of excited by
the cosplay: Dr. Girlfriend from Venture Brothers! Here's a picture
of what I will look like:
No, I
can't do her voice, lol! BTW, the Venture Brothers will have aired by
Otakon, so there will most likely be other Dr. Girlfriends out
there...SO MAKE SURE TO LOOK FOR THE ANKH AND SAY THE CODE QUESTION
AND GET THE RIGHT CODE ANSWER BACK!!!!!!
Later, I
am going to change into a black, sleeveless, cheongsam with heels. I
will be wearing short, dress gloves as well. My hair will be slicked
back and I will have a friend do my make up. Here's the style of
dress, just think all black:
Sunday
-
The last
day will be a variation of a cat girl sort of thing. Black blouse
under a black suit jacket, black jeans and black driving gloves. The
jeans will be tucked into knee-high boots that are,,,guess the
color...black. Also, in the front will be handcuffs hanging from the
belt loops, each cuff on a loop, chain dangling. My collar with the
single silver ring will be on my neck with a short leash. Large,
mirror sunglasses and spiked hair and very, very red lips. With very
obvious cat ears! :D
COME AND
FIND ME:
I've
never been caught. There have been a couple of close calls, but never
been caught. Perhaps this year? Who knows? But this is the one
opportunity where I am in one particular location for hours at a
time, so your chances of “kidnapping” me are a lo greater than
normal!
So, good
luck!!!
MMMMMMPPPHHH!!!
P.S.
Wrote this in handcuffs and a ball gag...very drooly....
